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Pants vs. Panties


Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him
down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here - try these on'.'

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear
them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.


'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good
thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to
Karen, 'Here - try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They
don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'


Then Karen took off her panties and handed them
to Mike. She said,'Here-you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your
panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

ROFLMAO PinkSpiderPop!!!

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*GOES BACK TO MONITORING THE MECHANICAL SPIDERS*