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22 Things to do on an aeroplane


Wear a jacket that says Bomb Squad on the back

Say to the person next to you " whats that ticking sound??"

Ask the stewardess if you can order pizza

Ask the stewardess if you can have some tape and when she asks
why say " its for my device"

Sit in the crash position and when some asks you what you are doing
say, " waiting "

Pretend to be in a B-17 and shoot at enemy planes out your window

Stare at the Arabian passengers as if they are terrorists

Scream out " who is that on the wing " every 5 minutes

Bowl in the aisle

Have a flag football game

Say that your side of the plane is better than the other side and
intimidate the other side

Say " whats this lever for " and pull it

Ask the stewardess if you can walk your dog

Fake a heart attack repeat this every 10 minutes

Go into the cockpit and say " where are all the cocks?? " and run
away

Go to the pilot and say that guy with the machine gun looks suspicious

When the pilot says turn off all electrical appliances scream " hows my
bomb gonna work now?? "

Act out the safety instructions

Get into a fight with inflatable device

Talk about how good value jet is

Pass a paper around the plane that says " theres a bomb under your
seat "

Read magazines that show you how to make bombs and laugh in an evil way
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